with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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