I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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