the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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