What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
vagina is talking i cant
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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