That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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