Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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