Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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