Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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