That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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