we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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