he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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