they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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