Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Two words: nipple clamps
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