so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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