True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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