That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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