you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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