i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Well I just put wine in my tea
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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