You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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