oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
