Jerry, you need to find god
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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