Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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