What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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