No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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