I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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