margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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