I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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