where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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