and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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