SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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