I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
