Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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