i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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