Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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