I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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