these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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