she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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