you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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