I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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