Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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