i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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