Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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