Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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