So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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