Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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