Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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