i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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