I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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