dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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