question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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