in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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