do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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