i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
You can't special order awesome
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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