Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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