i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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