i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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